PROTECTYOURBAGS.
A premium NFT & meme-token collective on the Robinhood chain. Six 3D wrappers, one Ribbed DAO, zero rug-pull energy. Mint yours before the community closes the drop.
Supply
Soon
Floor
Soon
Holders
Soon
Wrapped Alpha
Every holder shares 2% of protocol fees. Passive yield, on-chain, no dilution.
Ribbed DAO
One wrapper = one vote. Treasury funds degen quests, IRL parties, and merch drops.
Latex Layer
Built on Robinhood chain. Sub-cent gas, instant finality, retail-grade UX.
Sensual UX
One-tap mint, wallet-abstracted onboarding. Grandma-safe. Degen-approved.
Six wrappers.
One nasty army.
Each wrapper is a hand-rendered 3D foil with real caustic reflections and embossed variant seal. Collect the full set — unlock the Ribbed DAO's inner circle.
Origin
The genesis wrapper. Radioactive neon. Where the family started.
Mint this variant →Strap in. Roll soon.
Public mint is not live yet. Reserve your seat on the whitelist for guaranteed access, priority rarity rolls, and the lowest possible mint price when the drop opens on Robinhood chain.
Whitelist snapshot · Robinhood chain · Zero gas at launch
Tokenomics, unwrapped.
Total Supply
69B
$CONDOM
Liquidity
80%
Locked forever
Community
15%
Airdrops + DAO
Team
5%
Vested 24mo
Contract · Robinhood chain
CA — Coming Soon
The retail collection.
Every wrapper ships in its own signature latex box — six sculpted editions, each a limited-run collectible. Press-ready campaign renders for the safest army in crypto.
Origin
Pink Lust
Cyber Ice
Red Fire
Gold King
Holo Rare
Wrapped by the best.
$CONDOM is built inside the Robinhood chain ecosystem and integrates with the tier-1 marketplaces, exchanges and wallets degens already trust. All logos rendered in signature latex — because branding should feel good.
Integrations in progress · Listings subject to community & exchange approval
Strap-in schedule.
NFT Launch
6,969 3D wrappers go live. Six variants, one nasty roll. Holder-only Telegram opens.
$CONDOM Token
After the mint, $CONDOM launches on Robinhood chain. Every NFT holder receives a guaranteed airdrop — snapshot straight to your wallet, ribbed and ready.